West Town Bakery & Diner

Diner Bakery

Cakes‎ - House Cakes

Chocolate Suicide Cake

Devil's‎ food cake soaked in chocolate liqueur and layed with ganache, cocoa nib fuillitine, and dark chocolate mousse. Decorated in dark chocolate ganache and a postmodern, all-chocolate design.
$25.00

Cookies and Cream Cake

Chocolate‎ cake with cookies and cream filling and frosting. Decorated with traditional scallops and chocolate cookie crumbs.
$25.00

The Grasshopper Cake

Chocolate‎ cake with peppermint filling and frosting. Light green cake decorated with scallops and chocolate cake crumbs.
$25.00

The Anna Cake

Coconut cream cake with strawberry jam and a lemon custard filling. Covered in cream cheese frosting and coconut flakes
$25.00

Carrot Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting

Decorated in traditional icebox style. White chocolate curls for conventional or coconut flakes for vegan.
$25.00

The Velvet Revolver Cake

Red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting, covered in red velvet cake crumbs and topped with a chocolate revolver.
$25.00

The Amsterdam Cake

Toasted lavender and walnut jaconde with blueberry lavender jam, lemon mousse and absinthe gelee. Decorated in absinthe buttercream and fresh edible flowers when in season.
$25.00

The Clockwork Orange Cake

Orange spiked devil's food with Cointreau ganache, orange curd, and raw cocoa fuillatine. Decorated with orange flower buttercream and dripping chocolate glaze.
$25.00

Peanut Butter Cup Cake

Dark chocolate cake layered with peanut butter filling, peanut butter ganache, and peanut butter mousse. Iced with ganache and peanut butter glaze.
$25.00

Pastelle Muertos Cake

Devil's food cake spiked with Oaxacan spices and layered with cinnamon ganache, caramelized pineapple, jalapeno jelly, and vanilla mousse. Decorated in ganache and chocolate day of the dead symbolism.
$25.00

Corn Fed Cake

Fresh corn and vanilla bean cake with peach jam, chantilly mousse, and pecan praline. Decorated with chantilly buttercream, freezedried corn, and peach jam.
$25.00

The Broken Cherry Cake

Our take on a black forest cake: dark chocolate cake with kirsch-soaked crushed cherries in a vanilla bean mousse with layers of cherry gelee and ganache. Decorated with ganache, cherry gelee, and chocolate.
$25.00

Chocolate Symphony Cake

Hazelnut Dacquoise (egg-white-leavened sponge cake) layed with caramel mousse, espresso ganache, mocha buttercream, and caramelized hazelnuts iced in mocha buttercream, dripping with dark chocolate glaze.
$25.00

Veruca Salt Cake

Vanilla bean cake spiked with black lava salt, Himalayan red salt, fleur de sel and French gray salt, layered with salted caramel and caramel mousse, iced in caramel buttercream. Decorated with an explosion of caramel bits and a salt sprinkle.
$25.00

German Chocolate Cake

Chocolate cake with coconut and pecan egg custard filling and ganache frosting. Decorated with traditional scallops, chopped pecans, and a thin layer of the filling.
$25.00

Cakes‎ - Build a Cake

Use our six-step process to build the cake you want, exactly how you want it. Choose the shape and size of your cake. Choose a flavor for the cake. Choose a filling to go between the cake layers. Choose a frosting to go on top of it all. Write a little something on your cake. Would you like a smash cake? Tell us about any special requests or allergies.

4" Round

Feeds about 4
$30.00

6" Round

Feeds abour 6
$40.00

8" Round

Feeds‎ about 8
$55.00

10" Round

Feeds about 12
$70.00

1/4 Sheet

Feeds about 30
$110.00

1/2 Sheet

Feeds about 60
$150.00

Full Sheet

Feeds about 120
$350.00

Cakes‎ - Specialty Cakes

Specialty Cake

$0.00

Cupcakes‎

Veruca Salt Cupcake

One dozen cupcakes. Vanilla bean cupcake spiked with black lava salt, Himalayan red salt, fleur de sel and French gray salt, layed with salted caramel and caramel mousse, iced in caramel buttercream. Decorated with an explosion of caramel bits and a salt sprinkle.
$30.00

Mixed Cupcakes

One dozen cupcakes. Mix and match any two cupcake types for your dozen!
$30.00

Chocolate Chocolate Cupcake

One dozen cupcakes. Chocolate cake with chocolate frosting.
$30.00

Red Velvet Cupcake

One‎ dozen cupcakes. Red velvet cupcake with cream cheese frosting.
$30.00

Cakeballs‎

French Toast Cakeball

One dozen cakeballs. Vanilla cake with ceylon cinnamon rolled in white chocolate and cinnamon sugar.
$21.00

Blueberry Lemon Cakeball

One dozen cakeballs. Fresh blueberries and lemon zest mixed with vanilla cake rolled in white chocolate and yellow sprinkles.
$21.00

Mixed Cakeballs

One dozen cakeballs. Mix and match any two cakeball types for your dozen!
$21.00

Chocolate Hazelnut Cakeball

One dozen cakeballs. Chocolate cake, mixed with hazelnut butter, rolled in dark chocolate and candied hazelnuts.
$21.00

Lemon Almond Cakeball

One dozen cakeballs. Lemon cake mixed with lemon curd, rolled in white chocolate and crushed almonds.
$21.00

Chocolate Peanut Cakeball

One dozen cakeballs. Chocolate cake mixed with crunchy peanut butter, rolled in dark chocolate and toasted peanuts.
$21.00

Pumpkin Walnut Cakeball

One dozen cakeballs. Our pumpkin spice cake rolled in white chocolate and toasted walnuts.
$21.00

Carrot Cakeball with Walnuts

One dozen cakeballs. Our homemade carrot cake, rolled in white chocolate and walnuts.
$21.00

Vanilla Sprinkle Cakeball

One dozen cakeballs. Vanilla cake rolled in white chocolate, rolled in sprinkles.
$21.00

Chocolate Sprinkle Cakeball

One dozen cakeballs. Chocolate cake rolled in dark chocolate and sprinkles.
$21.00

Triple Chocolate Cakeball

One dozen cakeballs. Chocolate cake rolled in dark chocolate and dark chocolate jimmy's.
$21.00

Oaxacan Cakeball

One dozen cakeballs. Chocolate cake with cinnamon, black pepper, cayenne, and chipotle rolled in dark chocolate and spiced toasted coconut.
$21.00

Red Velvet Cakeball

One dozen cakeballs. Our own red velvet cake rolled in white chocolate and cake crumbs.
$21.00

Pastries & Treats‎ - Brownies

Banana Fudge Brownie

One dozen brownies. Our signature vegan brownie, made with baked bananas and topped with toasted walnuts.
$39.00

Espresso Brownie

One dozen brownies. We’ve taken our old-fashioned brownie and added alterra espresso to the batter and crushed / candied beans on top!
$39.00

Cheesecake Brownie

One dozen brownies. Classic fudge brownies with swirled vanilla bean cheesecake.
$39.00

Caramel Brownie

One dozen brownies. Our homemade salted buttery caramel swirled into dark fudge brownie batter.
$39.00

Peppermint Brownie

One dozen brownies. Our old-fashioned brownie all dressed up inside and out with peppermint twists!
$39.00

Elvis Brownie

One dozen brownies. Dark fudge brownie with sliced bananas, crunchy peanut butter, and bacon bits. Yum!
$39.00

Old Fashioned Brownie

Our perfect simple super fudgy dark chocolate brownie. Includes one dozen brownies.
$39.00

S'mores Brownie

One dozen brownies. The OG BHB brownie made with homemade graham cracker, milk and dark chocolate chunks, topped with Dandies marshmallows.
$39.00

Rocky Road Brownie

One dozen brownies. Dark chocolate vegan and gluten free brownie made from our secret mixture of bean and rice flours, topped with Dandies marshmallows, coconut, pecans, and chocolate chips. Also available plain.
$39.00

Oaxacan Brownie

One dozen brownies. Cunham brownie spiced up with a bit of cayenne, chipotle powder, and black pepper.
$39.00

Pastries & Treats‎ - Bars

Raspberry Bar

One dozen bars. Raspberry jam encrusted in pecan streusel.
$39.00

Apricot Bar

One dozen bars. Apricot jam encrusted in pecan streusel.
$39.00

Apple Spice Bar

One dozen bars. Apple pie filling encrusted in pecan streusel.
$39.00

Strawberry Bar

One‎ dozen bars. Strawberry jam encrusted in pecan streusel.
$39.00

Pastries & Treats‎ - Cookies

Chocolate Chip Cookie

One dozen cookies. Don't be scared! In this case, vegan is better! Without the use of eggs, this cookie stays much softer and has a much more distinct "classic chocolate chip cookie" recipe. (Available GF and V).
$33.00

Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookie

One dozen cookies. A delicious buttery chocolate chip cookie enhanced with candied bacon bits.
$33.00

Peanut Butter White Chocolate Cookie

One dozen cookies. Soft peanut butter cookie with chunks of peanuts and white chocolate chips.
$33.00

Cranberry Oatmeal Cookie

One dozen cookies. Soft oatmeal cookies with a touch of banana, mixed with dried cranberry - down with raisins!
$33.00

Ginger Molasses Cookie

One dozen cookies. Spicy and soft, this cookie is packed full of freshly ground ginger and topped with organic sugar.
$33.00

Sugar Cookie

One dozen cookies. Short, sweet, and simple with just a hint of lemon.
$33.00

Snickerdoodle Cookie

One dozen cookies. A classic cookie with a cinnamon crust.
$33.00

Flourless Chocolate Walnut Cookie

One dozen cookies. A very rich yet light and fluffy egg white based cookie with toasted walnuts.
$33.00

The Derby Cookie

One dozen cookies. An oatmeal-based cookie packed full of chocolate chips, dried fruit, nuts, and seeds. Our version of a kitchen sink cookie.
$33.00

Pastries & Treats‎ - Individual Baked Pies

Cranberry Pie

Fresh cranberries and orange zest, topped with pecan streusel.
$6.00

Cranapple Pie

Our apple pie meets our cranberry pie, we are so proud
$6.00

Apple Pie

A mixture of pink lady, green, and braeburn apples with a hint of cinnamon and orange zest and a pecan streusel crust.
$6.00

Blueberry Lavender Pie

Fresh blueberries with a hint of lemon, topped with a toasted lavender streusel crust.
$6.00

Heirloom Tomato Pie

Freshly sliced heirloom tomatoes, based with an herb crust.
$6.00

Lemon Chess Pie

Classic lemon chess pie, tart and delicious.
$6.00

Breakfast Treats‎ - Scones

Take a Hike Scone

One‎ dozen scones. Whole grain scone filled with oats, pumpkin flax seeds and dried fruit.
$40.80

Cranberry White Chocolate Scone with Walnuts

One dozen scones. Cream scone filled with fresh cranberries, white chocolate chips, and toasted walnuts, brushed with a cream glaze.
$40.80

Chocolate Cherry Scone

One‎ dozen scones. Cream scone with fresh cherries and dark chocolate chunks, a bit of orange zest, brushed with a cream glaze.
$40.80

Ginger Cream Scone

One dozen scones. Our original cream scone! Packed full of ginger chunks, brushed with cream glaze.
$40.80

Mixed Scones

One dozen scones. Mix and match any two scone types for your dozen!
$40.80

Strawberry Cream Scone

One dozen scones. Cream scone filled with fresh sliced strawberries, brushed with a cream glaze.
$40.80

Muffins‎

Cranberry Orange Muffin

One dozen muffins. Pound cake style muffin with fresh cranberries and orange zest.
$39.00

Carrot Cake Muffin

One dozen muffins. Traditional carrot cake-style muffin sans walnuts and raisins, sweetened with coconut and pineapple.
$39.00

Banana Nut Muffin

One dozen muffins. Banana batter soaked in vanilla bean, mixed with brown sugar and topped with toasted walnuts.
$39.00

Blueberry Streusel Muffin

One dozen muffins. An applesauce muffin packed full of fresh blueberries and topped with pecan streusel.
$39.00

Bacon and Eggs Muffin

One dozen muffins. The ideal breakfast treat for sweet and savory lovers! Maple vanilla cake wrapped in bacon with a whole egg baked inside!
$39.00

Raspberry Vanilla Bean Muffin

One dozen muffins. Vanilla bean muffin with fresh raspberries inside.
$39.00

Chocolate Chip Bomb Muffin

One dozen muffins. Michelle's personal favorite! Chocolate muffin with chocolate chips and a chocolate custard center.
$39.00

Cherry Cream Muffin

One dozen muffins. Chocolate chips and cherry pieces overlaying a delicious vanilla bean muffin. Includes one dozen muffins.
$39.00

Lemon Poppy Seed Muffin

One dozen muffins. Traditional pound cake-style recipe with lemon juice, zest, and poppy seeds throughout.
$39.00

Pumpkin Muffin

One dozen muffins. Spiced pumpkin muffin with pumpkin seeds on top.
$39.00

Carrot Cake Muffin

One dozen muffins. Traditional carrot cake-style muffin sans walnuts and raisins, sweetened with coconut and pineapple.
$39.00

Cherry Hazelnut Stout Muffin

One dozen muffins. Chocolate stout muffin (yes, beer!) with fresh cherries baked inside and chopped toasted hazelnuts on top.
$39.00

Eggs Benedicts Specialties‎

Two poached eggs served with your choice of roasted potatoes, apple slaw, or whatever else we've got.

Traditional

Country‎ ham and hollandaise on toasted brioche.
$10.00

Florentine

Sauteed‎ spinach souffle and mornay sayuce on toasted brioche.
$10.00

Benedict Arnold

Country‎ ham and country gravy on a housemade buttermilk biscuit.
$10.00

Fried Green Tomato

Country ham and bacon hollandaise on toasted brioche.
$11.00

Wild Mushroom Polenta

Roasted red peppers and persimmon hollandaise.
$12.00

Other Good Thins‎

All eggs can be subbed for twice-baked tofu. Add roasted potatoes, apple slaw, or whatever else we've got for 2.00.

Cranberry Cream Cheese Stuffed French Toast

Two thick cut cinnamon swirl brioche slices stuffed with tangy cranberry cream cheese, soaked in French toast batter and griddled. Topped with fresh cream, orange glaze, and oatmeal crunchies.
$10.00

Southern Fried Chicken and Waffle

Organic boneless chicken breast, vanilla bean and bacon waffle, and chipotle maple bacon butter with a fried egg.
$15.00

Housemade Biscuits and Gravy

Two eggs and country gravy
$8.00

Housemade Vegan Biscuits and Gravy

Wild mushroom gravy.
$8.00

Vegetarian Toad in the Hole

Thick cut brioche, soaked in butter and griddled with a fried egg inside. Topped with housemade tomato jam.
$7.00

Crunchy Cinnamon Swirl French Toast

Housemade oatmeal crunchies and fresh whipped cream with syrup.
$9.00

Always Popular Fish Tacos

Line-caught tilapia, fried egg, chihuahua sour cream, pico de gallo, and fresh lime on war tortillas.
$10.00

Vinny's Mom's Chilaquiles

Fresh tortillas fried with eggs, ancho chile refried beans, abd queso with chihuahua sour cream and pico de gallo. Add a fried egg topper for 1.00.
$10.00

Michelle's House-Cured Salmon

Heirloom tomato, red onion, and whipped cream cheese on a choice of plain, sesame, jalapeno cheddar, or everything bagel.
$10.00

Chicken Pot Pie

Seasonal vegetables and pasrty crust
$12.00

The 2 X 2 X 2 X 2

2 Eggs, 2 bacon, 2 sausage, 2 toast
$8.00

Pancakes and Waffles with Fresh Whipped Cream‎

Swap out whipped cream and get regular or soy ice cream for 1.00. Add roasted potatoes, apple slaw, or whatever else we've got for 2.00.

Plain Jane

Vanilla bean pancakes or Belgian waffle topped with powdered sugar. Also available vegan.
$7.00

Hibiscus Pancakes

Warm‎ lemon custard, warm berry compote, and fresh whipped cream.
$9.00

Vegan S'Mores

Dark chocolate pancakes with vegan marshmallow cream and coconut ganache, topped with graham cracker crumbles and even more vegan marshmallow cream.
$9.00

Chocolate Chip Pancakes

Organic peanut butter, caramelized bananas, and candied maple bacon.
$11.00

Gingerbread Pancakes with Maple Sugar

Gingerbread pancakes with poached pear butter topped with fresh cream and candied ginger.
$11.00

Pumpkin Waffle with Maple Bourbon Syrup

Pumkin cake waffle topped with fresh cream and candied pecans, served with a side of maple bourbon syrup.
$10.00

Herbed Waffle with Braised Pork Belly

Topped ith a fried egg and housemade yogurt anglaise.
$13.00

Seasonal Fruit Pancakes or Waffle

Our signature plain Jane with whatever's in season and topped with powdered sugar. Also available vegan.
$9.00

Veruca Salt Waffle

Salted caramel mousse and vanilla bean anglaise.
$9.00

Doughnut Breakfast Sandwich‎

It's nothing you've ever experienced. A freshly made vanilla bean yeasted doughnut filled with a fried egg and choice of cheese and filling in a slurry of our vanilla bean glaze.

Doughnut Breakfast Sandwich

$0.00

The Skillets‎

Your choice of eggs or substitute twice-baked tofu. Served with roasted potatoes and toast. Add apple slaw or whatever is in season for 2.00.

The Seasonal Squash

Seasonal‎ squash with fresh herbs. Also available vegan.
$12.00

The Smoked and Sweet

Candied maple bacon and fried apple sticks.
$13.00

The Farmers

Ask your server what seasonal ingredients are being featured and whether it can also be made vegan.
$12.00

The Lincoln Square

Bratwurst, chopped bacon, and country gravy.
$12.00

The Hullaballoo

Mushrooms, onions, bacon, white cheddar, and country gravy.
$13.00

The Roots

Roasted root vegetables with caramelized beet hash.
$0.00

The Southside

House made corned beef hash.
$12.00

Omelets‎

Served with toast and your choice of roasted potatoes, apple slaw, or whatever else is in season.

Micro Herb (Feen)

Goat cheese and seasonal micro greens.
$9.00

The Classic

Bacon, white cheddar cheese, caramelized onion, and arugula.
$10.00

Broccoli and Spinach

Sauteed vegetables with mornay sauce and shredded asiago cheese.
$10.00

Mile High

Diced ham, onions, and green bell peppers topped with white cheddar cheese.
$10.00

Lonesomes‎

1 Egg

$2.00

2 Eggs

$3.50

3 Eggs

$5.00

Bacon

$5.00

Candied Maple Bacon

$6.00

Thick-Cut Chocolate-Covered Bacon

$0.00

Breakfast Sausage Patty

$4.00

Granola and Housemade Yogurt

$6.50

Bagel with Cream Cheese

$3.75

Toast

$3.25

Roasted Potatoes

$3.00

Apple Slaw

$3.00

Caramelized Grapefruit

$5.50

Drinks‎

Bloody Mary

Moon mountain organic vodka and housemade bloody mary mix
$8.00

Mimosa

Mionetto organic prosecco and freshly squeezed organic orange juice
$8.00

Milk

$2.50

Chocolate Milk

$3.00

Freshly-Squeezed Orange Juice

$4.00

Freshly-Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

$4.00

Seasonal Freshly-Squeezed Juice

$0.00

Drinks‎ - Housemade Italian Sodas

Amaretto

$2.50

Root Beer

$2.50

Vanilla

$2.50

Orange

$2.50

Cherry

$2.50

Caramel

$2.50

Chocolate

$2.50

Raspberry

$2.50

Mint

$2.50

Coffee Drinks‎

Bottomless Cup of Coffee

Regular‎ or decaf
$3.00

Iced Coffee

$2.75

Espresso Shots

$0.00

Americano

$2.50

Cappuccino

$3.50

Cafe Au Lait

$3.00

Latte

$3.50

Brevve

$3.50

Mocha

$4.00

Hot Chocolate

Mild,‎ minted, or spicy
$3.75

Specialty Coffee Drinks‎

The Clockwork Orange

Chocolate‎ orange Americano
$4.25

Alex de Large

English toffee double espresso cappuccino
$4.25

Durango

Hazelnut mocha
$4.25

The Dim

Banana split mocha
$4.25

In and Out

Cherry amaretto cream latte
$4.25

Korva Milk Bar

Steamer milk with your choice of amoretti flavor shot
$3.50

Teas‎

Hot Tea

Choose from a selection of rare tea cellars loose leaf teas.
$2.50

Iced Tea

Add and amoretti flavor shot for an additional 50 cents.
$2.00

Chai Tea

Hot or iced. Original or minted.
$0.00

Lunch & Dinner

Traditional Eggs Benedict

Country‎ ham and hollandaise on toasted brioche with a choice of side
$10.00

Eggs Benedict Arnold

Country‎ ham and gravy on a housemade buttermilk biscuit with a choice of side
$10.00

Biscuits and Gravy

2‎ Eggs and country gravy.
$8.00

Vegan Biscuits and Gravy

Wild mushroom gravy.
$8.00

Vinny's Mom's Chilaquiles

Fresh tortillas fried with eggs, ancho chile refried beans, and queso fresco with chihuahua sour cream and pico de gallo. Add a fried egg topper for 1.00
$10.00

Veruca Salt Waffle

Salted caramel mousse and vanilla bean anglaise.
$9.00

Herbed Waffle with Braise Pork Belly

Topped with a fried egg and yogurt anglaise.
$13.00

Plain Jane Waffle

$7.00

The Other Things We Want You To Try‎

Creamy Chicken Soup with Soppy Bread

$6.00

Seasonal Soup

$0.00

The Kung Fu Chicken Salad

Crispy napa and romaine lettuce tossed with fresh herbs, peppers, and carrots in a sesame peanut vinaigrette with shredded chicken.
$9.00

Warm Spinach Salad

Hearty leaves of fresh spinach lightly sauteed with red onions and bacon in a green goddess dressing and topped with two poached eggs.
$0.00

Neato Mosquito Sandwich

Smoked jalapenos and BBQ tofu on a potato roll with French fries.
$9.00

Tuna Michi Sandwich

Ahi tuna salad with bacon, lettuce, and tomato tossed brioche with French fries.
$13.00

Name This Sandwich

Spinach, sprouts, tomato jam, bacon, and green goddess dressing on toasted brioche with French fries.
$9.00

Roscoe Village Burger

A beef and pork patty, country ham, deep fried sour cream, cucumber and roasted vanilla bean pineapple relish, queso fresco and cilantro aioli on a cayenne pepper and pineapple juice abetted potato roll. Served with French fries.
$12.00

West Town Burger

Two 5-oz beef patties topped with crispy pork belly, bacon hollandaise, tomato chutney, and crispy roll. Served with French fries.
$7.00

4 Piece Fried Chicken

With smashed potatoes and country gravy.
$14.00

Chicken Pot Pie

$12.00

Side Dishes‎

French Fries

$4.00

Cheese Fries with Bacon Hollandaise

$7.00

Apple Slaw

$3.00

Smashed Potatoes with Country Gravy

$5.00

Roasted Potatoes

$4.00

Deluxe Roasted Potatoes

$7.00

Bloody Mary

Moon mountain organic vodka and housemade bloody mary mix
$8.00

Mimosa

Mionetto organic prosecco and freshly squeezed organic orange juice
$8.00